#1- I'm tired of whiny little girls who complain about all the stuff they have to do. I have a lot to do too and I don't complain I just get it done. I'm glad someone stepped in last night because I was going to stab her. Sorry. A little exaggeration and even though I did make her cry I didn't want to get in a blown out fight about it. I'm just VERY aggravated. I think I should leave town early today. Like after lunch.
#2- I don't know where I'm staying tonight/this weekend which stresses me out. I can't sleep in my car. I only know two people in Austin well enough to ask to stay with them and I can't get a hold of either of them.
#3- I for sure lost one of my scholarships. I only have one left now. At least I'm graduating this year so I won't be a burden on my parents too much longer. It's just REALLY aggravating when you need a 3.0 and I have a 2.985. Oh well.
#4- My boss is getting kinda antsy about me being gone a lot lately. But I've been here all freaking summer with no vacation at all. I'm sorry I'm not a workaholic like him but I have priorities and other obligation. This is the only two weeks in the whole year that I have to completely devote to the sorority and I even managed to somehow work every morning this week getting up early to get here around 8 when I went to bed past midnight.
#5- I have to fill out and fax all these forms and thank you letters to my donors for the only remaining scholarship I have so that I'll get my money next week. And right now I should be working. Lame.
I'm starting to get a stress headache. This wasn't supposed to be a super emo whinefest. But I guess that's what it turned into. I could go on but I don't have time.
See you if I'll see you this weekend at ArmadilloCon. I think I'm going to cut back on how many panels I go to so I get more time to just sit down and think. *sigh* Back to the grindstone.
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Shooting yourself with spray-can cheese is actually lots of fun. Shaving cream, not so much. It just doesn't have the same flavor. Spray can cheese comes in, like, jalapeno flavor, and ranch flavor, and all kinds of other crazy flavors. Shaving cream? Classic, or freshmint, or some disturbing gelatinoid flavor.
Shooting yourself with rubber bands is kind of fun if you're doing it instead of drinking with drinking games.
Shooting yourself with cameras is only fun a little while. Then, it gets kind of bored. How many times can you see up your nose before you've seen it all? Yes, that is what the back of your knees look like. Okay. Not so much fun.
Shooting yourself with whipped cream is fun, but if you don't get that stuff cleaned up fast, you'll start attracting bugs. So, make sure you wash up properly after shooting yourself with whipped cream.
Shooting yourself with water pistols filled with various magical substances not entirely water can be most enjoyable. Kool-aid, and various inexpensive liquors are all worthy devices with which to shoot yourself. Though, splurge on the water gun. Cheep guns jam, and leave a really nasty plasticine toxic aftertaste.
Shooting yourself with cooking oil is actually the most fun. You get all slick and greasy, and then you can run and slide all over the kitchen floor and crash into everything. Wear a helmet, and be sure your clothes are smooth, and drenched in some kind of oil.
That method is great because your kitchen floor gets all shiny. And, it smells like butter for weeks.
Highly recommended.
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