The Closet Nerd Network: A Character Sketch

Fred Davis,

Campaign Advisor (Aka Creative Director) for McPalin

"What did she just do? Why is she looking directly in the camera? Did she just fucking wink? She just winked. Oh god. At least she's keeping up with the generalized bull shit we've fed her instead of going off into lala land. Oh shit. She did it again. I'm having a brain aneurysm. Someone shoot me. I'm working with a monkey, a trained monkey and a poorly trained one at that. Obviously."

The end. For now. I might have more thoughts from my fictional Fred Davis. I really did read him being referred to as the creative director, interesting turn of phrase.

I just figured that their pr team was ready to hang themselves when she started winking at the camera. If it was me I would be ready to rip off someone's head, maybe an intern would suffice.

Theme Song

She's writing, she's writing,
She's writing a novel.
She's writing, she's weaving,
Conceiving a plot.
It quickens, it thickens.
You can't put it down now.
It takes you, it shakes you,
It makes you lose your thought.
But you're caught in your own glory.
You are believing your own stories.
Writing your own headlines.
Ignoring your own deadlines.
But now you've gotta write them all again.

You think she's an open book,
But you don't know which page to turn to, do you?
You think she's an open book,
But you don't know which page to turn to, do you?
Do you? Do you?

You want her, confront her.
Just open your window.
Unbolt it, unlock it,
Unfasten your latch.
You want it, confront it.
Just open your window.
All you really have to do is ask.

But you're caught in your own glory.
You are believing your own stories.
Timing your contractions.
Inventing small contraptions
That roll across your polished hardwood floors.

You think she's an open book,
But you don't know which page to turn to, do you?
You think she's an open book,
But you don't know which page to turn to, do you?
Do you? Do you?

You think she's an open book,
But you don't know which page to turn to, do you?
Do you? Do you? Do you?
(Open Book by Cake)

The Closet Nerd Network

A Character Sketch

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